She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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