am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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