it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Dignity is for republicans.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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