Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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