Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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