i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Randomize
