I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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