you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
where does the pee come out of this thing
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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