final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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