Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
