I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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