I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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