Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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