do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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