they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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