i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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