Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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