Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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