just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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