she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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