i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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