batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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