I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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