I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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