Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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