At least make sure they are 18
Why
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
