I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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