i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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