me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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