he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
3 2 1 whiskey
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Randomize
