she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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