Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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