R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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