They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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