problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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