I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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