yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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