I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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