The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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