how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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This baby is an asshole
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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