physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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