She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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