when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
