just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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