I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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