Christians are straight up FREAKS
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I didn't notice because vodka
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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