But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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