The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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