so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Someone signed my nipple.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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