It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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