so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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