We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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