yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Randomize
