I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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