she was so not down for the gang bang
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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