Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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