Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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