I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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